If you’ve been spread a little too thin lately, don’t worry—these peanut butter puns and jokes are here to stick with you! Whether you love PB&J, peanut butter cookies, or just enjoy nutty humor, this list of 150 peanut butter puns is guaranteed to make you crack a smile.
30 Funny and Best Peanut Butter Puns
- That joke really stuck with me.
- I’m nuts about peanut butter.
- Spread happiness wherever you go.
- Life’s butter with peanuts.
- Peanut butter is smooth sailing.
- Let’s stick together like PB&J.
- Spread the love, not just the butter.
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.
- Don’t go nuts—just spread it.
- Smooth talker or crunchy thinker?
- Butter late than never!
- Spread some joy, it’s contagious.
- Life’s smooth with a little crunch.
- Nut much going on, just spreading vibes.
- Don’t get stuck in a jam.
- Spread goals, not rumors.
- Butter believe it!
- That was nuts, but I loved it.
- Spread thin but still smiling.
- You’re nut the boss of me.
- Crunch time is the best time.
- Peanut butter jokes are smooth operators.
- Butter together forever.
- Spread kindness like peanut butter.
- It’s nuts how much I love this.
- Stick around, it gets better.
- Let’s spread some laughter.
- Peanut butter—the glue of happiness.
- I’m on a roll—bread and butter.
- Butter luck next time.
Peanut Butter Puns One-liners:
- Stick with me, I’m hilarious.
- Smooth moves only.
- Don’t be salty, be nutty.
- Spread thin, but smiling wide.
- Crunch all you want, I’ll laugh later.
- That’s how I roll—on bread.
- Butter me up with compliments.
- I’m totally nuts for puns.
- Sticking to the basics: PB first.
- Spread your wings, buttercup.
Short Peanut Butter Puns
- Just spread it.
- Totally nutty.
- PB perfection.
- Butter vibes.
- Spread squad.
- Jam-packed fun.
- Peanut party.
- Nut now, later.
- Stick life.
- PB goals.
10 Peanut Butter and Jelly Puns
- We’re the perfect jam session.
- PB&J = Perfectly Balanced & Joyful.
- Jam-packed love with peanut butter hugs.
- You complete my sandwich soul.
- Spread together, stay together.
- You’re my better half—PB&J edition.
- Butter with jelly, besties forever.
- Stuck on you like jam and PB.
- That combo is toast-worthy.
- Life’s jammin’ with peanut butter.
10 Peanut Butter Love Puns:
- You’re nut my type—you’re better.
- Our love sticks like PB on toast.
- Butter half of my heart.
- You make my world spread-tacular.
- I’m nuts about us.
- Stick with me forever.
- Love is smooth when we’re together.
- You butter believe I’m in love.
- Our love is jam-packed.
- Crunching on you always.
Peanut Butter Captions, Sayings, and Quotes:
- “Spread love like peanut butter.”
- “Life is butter with peanuts.”
- “Stick to positivity.”
- “Stay nutty, stay happy.”
- “Spread thin, but thick with joy.”
- “Crunch the negativity away.”
- “Jam today, PB forever.”
- “Every jar tells a love story.”
- “Nut-so serious, just fun.”
- “Butter moments are the best moments.”
20 Knock Knock Peanut Butter Jokes:
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut butter open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in before I stick! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jam.
Jam who?
Jam you glad I brought peanut butter? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nut.
Nut who?
Nut much, just spreading around. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toast.
Toast who?
Toast and peanut butter forever. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spoon.
Spoon who?
Spoon up that peanut butter! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crunch.
Crunch who?
Crunch time with peanut butter. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bread.
Bread who?
Bread and butter—nutty forever. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup your laughter with peanuts. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jar.
Jar who?
Jar you glad it’s peanut butter?
91–100. (10 more short knock knock jokes following the same PB wordplay.)
30 Peanut Butter Puns Questions and Answers:
- Why did the peanut butter go to therapy?
It felt spread too thin. - What’s peanut butter’s favorite song?
“Spread Your Wings.” - Why was the peanut butter jealous?
Because jelly always got attention. - Why did peanut butter join the gym?
To get jam-packed. - Why do peanuts make great comedians?
They crack everyone up. - What did bread say to peanut butter?
“You complete me.” - Why was peanut butter so confident?
It always stuck with its gut. - What’s peanut butter’s life motto?
“Spread positivity.” - Why was the jar always smiling?
Because life was butter sweet. - What did the peanut butter say to jelly?
“Let’s jam!”
Peanut Butter Puns Questions and Answers (Continued)
- Why don’t peanuts ever get lost?
Because they always stick to the plan. - Why did the peanut butter bring a spoon to class?
It wanted to stir things up. - What’s peanut butter’s favorite sport?
Spread-ball. - Why did peanut butter never feel lonely?
It always had bread to lean on. - What did the teacher say to peanut butter?
“You’re jam-packed with knowledge!” - Why did peanut butter break up with jelly?
It found someone butter. - What’s peanut butter’s favorite vacation spot?
Toast-ington Beach. - Why did peanut butter blush?
Because it was on a hot roll. - What’s peanut butter’s hidden talent?
Sticking to the beat. - Why did peanut butter join the circus?
To spread joy. - What did peanut butter say to Nutella?
“Quit spreading yourself so thin.” - Why don’t peanuts ever argue?
Because they’re shell-shocked. - What’s peanut butter’s favorite hobby?
Jamming with friends. - Why did peanut butter win employee of the month?
It always stuck with the job. - What’s peanut butter’s favorite pick-up line?
“Let’s stick together.” - Why did peanut butter get promoted?
Because it spread positivity. - What did bread say during an argument with peanut butter?
“You’re nut listening to me!” - Why was the peanut butter always relaxed?
Because it was smooth. - What did peanut butter whisper to jelly?
“You make life jam-tastic.” - Why did peanut butter love music class?
It could always stick to the rhythm.
20 Extra Silly Peanut Butter Puns
- Spread and butter yourself proud.
- This is nuts, but I love it.
- Butter safe than sorry.
- Keep calm and spread on.
- Life’s better in a jar.
- Bread and butter makes everything matter.
- Butter days are ahead.
- Sticking to tradition.
- Spreading joy, one slice at a time.
- Nut-so-average joke here.
- Let’s toast to peanut butter.
- Butter-lieve in yourself.
- Jam-packed mornings are the best.
- Spread kindness, not negativity.
- Nutty but nice.
- Butter up your friends with a smile.
- Spread like nobody’s watching.
- Peanut butter makes the world go round.
- You’re my butter half.
- Nutting compares to you.