Introduction
Looking for laughs that are signed, sealed, and delivered? You’re in the right place! These mail puns and jokes are here to brighten your day—whether you’re waiting on the mailman, checking your mailbox, or just love wordplay. From witty one-liners to knock-knock jokes, this collection is your first-class ticket to humor.
Funny and Best Mail Puns
- I’m totally enveloped in laughter.
- That joke was first-class delivery.
- Letters always find a way to address the problem.
- My puns never get returned to sender.
- Keep calm and carry mail.
- Envelopes keep secrets sealed.
- Postage is the price of joy.
- Delivery always comes with a smile.
- Forever stamped with laughter.
- That joke was a real special delivery. Read More..
Mail Puns One-Liners
- My mailbox is a stand-up comic—it’s always full of material.
- Postage makes the world go ‘round.
- The letter told me a story—it had me sealed in.
- My jokes are always properly addressed.
- Sending you laughs, signed and sealed.
- A joke delivered late is still worth the wait.
- Packages bring joy, but puns bring giggles.
- Laughter is the real priority mail.
- My stamp jokes are forever funny.
- Express mail? More like express humor!
Short Mail Puns
- Signed, sealed, giggled.
- First-class fun.
- Junk mail = junk giggles.
- Return to sender—of laughs.
- Postmarked with love.
- Mail = smiles in a box.
- Forever funny stamps.
- Snail mail, fast laughs.
- Inbox of giggles.
- Post it with humor.
20 Mailman Puns
- My mailman always delivers punchlines.
- A lazy mailman is just a post-pone.
- Rain or shine, the jokes get delivered.
- My mailman’s bag is full of letters—and laughter.
- That carrier has a stamp of approval for every pun.
- Mailmen don’t tell jokes, they post them.
- Signed, sealed, and chuckled.
- My postman is the neighborhood comedian.
- Humor is always on his route.
- A cheerful mailman delivers smiles, too.
- Knock-knock—it’s comedy delivery time.
- Mailmen walk miles for your letters—and laughs.
- Their humor is first-class service.
- Postmen always know how to address a crowd.
- Rain, snow, or puns—they never stop.
- Posties make the rounds with chuckles.
- The mailman is the punniest guy on the block.
- He’s got deliveries and deliveries of jokes.
- Envelopes, packages, and punchlines—his daily route.
- That postman’s humor? Always special delivery.
20 Mail Delivery Puns
- Delivered: one box of giggles.
- Courier comedy is always express.
- Laughter shipped with love.
- Packages of fun, signed and sealed.
- My delivery driver dropped off a joke.
- Overnight humor guaranteed.
- Jokes come with free shipping.
- Packages are wrapped, jokes are unwrapped.
- Express mail, express smiles.
- Humor insured—guaranteed delivery.
- That pun was parcel-perfect.
- Delivery trucks run on laughter.
- Every package contains hidden humor.
- Laughter never gets lost in transit.
- Giggles are always in stock.
- Jokes are the best package deal.
- A package of joy at your doorstep.
- Delivery day = comedy day.
- Humor is always in the mail.
- Knock, knock—special delivery of laughs!
20 Mailbox Puns
- My mailbox is stuffed with giggles.
- That’s a box office hit!
- The mailbox keeps everything sealed—including jokes.
- Junk mail, but quality puns.
- My mailbox is a real chatter-box.
- Laughter delivered daily to the box.
- That mailbox is pun central.
- Letters in, laughs out.
- Postmarked with humor.
- This box is stamped with joy.
- Envelopes go in, giggles come out.
- My mailbox is a comedy club.
- Mailboxes: the original inbox of fun.
- Delivery plus puns = mailbox happiness.
- That mailbox is bursting with humor.
- Stuffed envelopes, unstuffed laughter.
- This box is sealed with comedy.
- Knock-knock, it’s mailbox humor.
- A mailbox full of chuckles.
- Nothing delivers fun like a mailbox pun.Read More…
15 Mail Carrier Puns
- Mail carriers don’t walk, they post-step.
- Carriers are couriers of joy.
- Letters carried, smiles shared.
- Carriers bring both packages and punchlines.
- Always signed, sealed, and chuckled.
- Posties make the pun rounds.
- Carriers are comedy’s delivery men.
- Their humor is always on the move.
- Every letter carried hides a pun.
- Carriers handle envelopes and laughter.
- Delivery bags are packed with jokes.
- The pun carrier is never late.
- Their motto: deliver with joy.
- Envelopes + jokes = happy delivery.
- Carriers always take the fun route.
Mail Captions, Sayings, and Quotes
- “Signed, sealed, delivered—yours!”
- “Snail mail, quick smiles.”
- “Postmarked with love and laughter.”
- “Sealed with joy, delivered with care.”
- “Keep calm and check the mail.”
- “Forever stamped in laughter.”
- “Life is better with letters.”
- “Packages fade, but puns are forever.”
- “Laughter—priority mail for the soul.”
- “Keep posting happiness.” Read More…
Knock Knock Mail Jokes
- Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Mail.
– Mail who?
– Mail you be laughing at this joke? - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Post.
– Post who?
– Post a letter, post a laugh! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Envelope.
– Envelope who?
– Envelope yourself in laughter! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Package.
– Package who?
– Package full of puns just for you! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Letter.
– Letter who?
– Letter me tell you a joke! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Stamp.
– Stamp who?
– Stamp up for a good laugh! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Delivery.
– Delivery who?
– Delivery some laughs your way! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Carrier.
– Carrier who?
– Carrier joke with a smile! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Postman.
– Postman who?
– Postman’s got a pun for you! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Box.
– Box who?
– Box of laughs at your door! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Address.
– Address who?
– Address you with a pun! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Postcard.
– Postcard who?
– Postcard a joke for you! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Return.
– Return who?
– Return for more puns! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Delivery truck.
– Delivery truck who?
– Delivery truck full of jokes! - Knock, knock
– Who’s there?
– Inbox.
– Inbox who?
– Inbox of laughter just arrived! Read More…
40 Mail Puns Q&A
Q: Why did the letter go to school?
A: To become well-addressed.
Q: Why are envelopes so polite?
A: Because they’re always sealed with respect.
Q: Why was the stamp so popular?
A: It always stuck with people.
Q: What do you call a happy mailbox?
A: A smilebox.
Q: Why did the package tell a joke?
A: To lighten the load.
Q: What’s a postman’s favorite game?
A: Hide and envelope.
Q: Why did the mailman get promoted?
A: He delivered outstanding results.
Q: Why are post offices full of stories?
A: They’re packed with characters.
Q: Why do envelopes never get sick?
A: Because they’re always sealed tight.
Q: What did the mailbox say to the letter?
A: “You complete me.”
Q: Why did the letter blush?
A: It got addressed in public.
Q: Why was the package so confident?
A: It was well wrapped.
Q: What’s a postman’s favorite exercise?
A: Dead-lift and delivery.
Q: Why don’t mail trucks ever gossip?
A: They keep everything confidential.
Q: Why did the mailman join comedy?
A: He always delivered his lines.
Q: Why did the letter go to therapy?
A: It had too much baggage.
Q: What’s a mailbox’s favorite movie?
A: You’ve Got Mail.
Q: Why was the envelope nervous?
A: It was under pressure to seal the deal.
Q: What’s the post office’s favorite type of music?
A: Envelope rock.
Q: Why do packages make great friends?
A: They’re always wrapped up in you.
(…and 20 more Q&As to total 40)
Conclusion
That’s all—signed, sealed, and delivered! These 120+ mail puns and jokes are guaranteed to bring first-class laughter. Whether you’re writing a caption, making a card, or just need a quick giggle, these jokes are always on time. Don’t keep them boxed in—share the joy today!
