Need a chuckle that’s fit for a royal court? These knight puns are armed, humorous, and ready to joust their way into your heart. Whether you’re looking for one-liners, short puns, captions, or even some medieval knock-knock jokes, this collection will keep your spirits shining like polished armor.
Funny and Best Knight Puns
- This knight is shining a little too brightly—it’s blinding me!
- I’ve got a knightlight to keep away the dark ages.
- I can’t armor myself against your charm.
- This knight’s jokes are sword of funny.
- You must be a joust because you sweep me off my feet.
- Armor you ready for some fun?
- Chivalry isn’t dead—it’s just resting between battles.
- I met my knight in shining humor.
- Sword you mind passing the salt?
- I’m chainmailed to this job.
30 Knight Puns One-Liners
- I joust can’t stop laughing at these jokes.
- My armor is rusting from your tears of laughter.
- This dinner is fit for a knight.
- That’s a lance in a lifetime opportunity.
- I’ll sword out this problem later.
- Knighttime is the right time for puns.
- The king crowned me the pun champion.
- I can’t lance without music.
- You’re tilting me with those comments.
- I kneel before your humor.
- The moat the merrier!
- Armor-all makes my suit shine.
- You slay me, really.
- Sword we dance?
- Knightmare fuel.
- I dub thee, Sir Laughs-a-Lot.
- That was a noble effort.
- Castle on me for a good time.
- My lance is my dance partner.
- The realm is my stage.
- Joust imagine the possibilities.
- Armor up, it’s joke time.
- Medieval times were pun times.
- No swordplay at the dinner table.
- Long live the pun king!
- This is a royal pain… in the pun.
- That knight is a real character.
- Page me later.
- Every squire starts small.
- Hail to the pun master.
30 Short Knight Puns
- Joust do it.
- Armor cool.
- King of puns.
- Squire thing.
- Lance a lot.
- Moat funny.
- Sword fight club.
- Court jesters rock.
- Knight moves.
- Shine bright.
- Royal giggles.
- Armor goals.
- Slay all day.
- Page turner.
- King-sized laugh.
- Lance romance.
- Castle dreams.
- Knight delight.
- Throne humor.
- Swordly matters.
- Round table laughs.
- Queen’s humor.
- Shield yourself.
- Damsel in jokes.
- Knight shift.
- Armor strong.
- Dragon rights.
- Gallop giggles.
- Noble chuckles.
- Chainmail champ.
Knight Captions, Sayings
- “Shining bright like a knight in armor.”
- “Slay every day.”
- “Joust keep going.”
- “A knight’s work is never done.”
- “From dusk till knight.”
- “Armor always here for laughs.”
- “Eat, sleep, joust, repeat.”
- “Knight in shining puns.”
- “I kneel for comedy.”
- “In this castle, we laugh.”
20 Knock Knock Knight Jokes
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knight.
Knight who?
Knight to meet you! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Armor.
Armor who?
Armor you glad to see me? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lance.
Lance who?
Lance a lot like a knight should. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Squire.
Squire who?
Squire up for some fun? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Joust.
Joust who?
Joust kidding!
Sword You Glad I’m Here?
- I’m just trying to sword out my feelings.
- Life without armor is just plain pointless.
- I’m feeling sharp today.
- He’s a knight in shiny arguments.
- Don’t sword it over too much.
Armor-geddon Approaches
- When knights retire, they become has-been plate.
- He’s on an armor roll lately.
- This is a full-scale metal drama.
- Don’t get rusty at your craft.
- He’s feeling a bit steel-y today.
Chivalry Never Dyes
- True knights dye for their colors.
- His manners are knightly done.
- Courtesy is a knight’s greatest weapon.
- She’s a court-ious lady.
- Being kind is never out of armor.
Horsin’ Around
- My knight’s horse is my mane squeeze.
- Giddy-up, we’ve got a quest to conquer!
- He’s been stall-ion his chores.
- A knight’s horse always stirs up trouble.
- This steed is pasture bedtime.
Quest-ion Everything
- That quest was epic-ally brave.
- Always quest-ion your path.
- The treasure was knight and day worth it.
- I’m on a quest-ionable journey.
- A noble quest is never armor-less.
Love in the Court
- You’ve lance-d into my heart.
- Armor you going to be my valentine?
- My love for you is knight-ending.
- We’re a sword-mate match.
- You’re my armor half.
Knight School Dropouts
- He failed joust one class short.
- The knight was board during training.
- Knight school is a pointed experience.
- They teach cutting-edge skills there.
- Homework is a drag-on.
Medieval Mischief
- He’s up to knight-time trouble.
- That plan is castle-y risky.
- I’m turret-fied of heights.
- Don’t be moat-ivated by greed.
- This story has drawbridge suspense.
Feast and Be Merry
- I’m armor-ously hungry.
- Pass me the knight’s platter.
- That roast was joust perfect.
- I’m feeling mead-y.
- Dinner’s always court-iously served.
Knight and Day Humor
- My schedule is knightmarish.
- I’m pulling an all-knighter.
- This party will last knight and day.
- A bad knight is called a fright.
- Good night… I mean good knight!
Lance Lot of Laughs
- Sir Laugh-a-Lot is my jousting champion.
- He’s got a lance for every occasion.
- That joke really pierced the mood.
- I’m pointing you in the right direction.
- The lance was straight to the point.
Castle You Later
- I’ll castle you in the courtyard.
- Castle-tively certain about that.
- Let’s fort-ify our friendship.
- The moat’s overflowing with gossip.
- Don’t let the drawbridge bring you down.
Dragon My Feet
- Stop dragon out the fight.
- He’s got a fiery personality.
- I’m scale-ing the castle walls.
- Dragon slaying is flame and fortune.
- Quit wing-ing your battle plans.
Joust Kidding
- I was joust joking.
- Joust do it!
- That was a joust-about.
- I’ll joust meet you there.
- Don’t joust assume I’ll win.
Mead You There
- Let’s meet for mead tonight.
- That’s ale I needed to hear.
- Mead the new guy in town.
- Mead and greet in the banquet hall.
- I’m feeling brew-tiful.
Chainmail Tales
- He’s my link to the kingdom.
- I’ve got a mail-ing to do.
- This armor is linked for life.
- My chainmail is riveting.
- That’s mail-y impressive.
Noble Notions
- Always take the knight road.
- Stay noble-minded.
- Honor is knight-essential.
- That’s a royal good idea.
- Long live the pun-archy!
Target the Throne
- He’s aiming for the crown.
- Bullseye in the battlefield.
- Archery is straight to the heart.
- You’ve arrow-ved just in time.
- I’m bow-ing to your skills.
Medieval Timelines
- This tale is timeless.
- He’s living in the past-ure.
- The dark ages were dim-some.
- Let’s turn back the sword-clock.
- That moment is forever knighted.
Knightmare Fuel
- I had a knightmare about dragons.
- The knight slept in full plate.
- A dream come knight.
- This bedtime story is armor-zing.
- Sleep tight, don’t let the dragon bites.
